Anonymous sent: Post ur tumblr crushes~

I’m actually on my iPod now, but I’ll post them tomorrow when I get a chance. :) xx

liripot:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

(Source: fangirlmarena)

adequategatsby:

• you know
• how you see people’s icons all the time
• and you start to think that that’s how they look
• and then they post a picture of themselves
• and you’re like
• “holy shit! you’re not andrew garfield!”
• and your world crashes down around you

(Source: previouslyiangallaghers)

(Source: ikidtheenot)

Before they were enemies, they were allies.

(Source: iraffiruse)

fatty-mcdance-desu:

Circus Afrotryoshka - Marty the Zebra ft. King Julian

IT’S SO FUCKING LATE AT NIGHT I DON’T KNOW WHAT SORT OF MONSTER I’VE CREATED OH LORD HELP US ALL

tabarnack:

watched this three times in a row and laughed just as hard each time

(Source: videohall)

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

(Source: teapayne)